Funny Rep Comments

[kaptino]

Ha, the poet is back.

Yeah the straight jackets weren't strong enough.

[UNC]

So, um, Hoser...where do you live? Can we be fwiends?

Inane Rep Comments 03-20-2009 04:43 PM Yelram Get me Hosers address, and i'll be your friend forever

[fuldstændigamok]

And marcus isn't even kidding.

[misterfatt]

...if you want to come off dumber than a jerry's kid, play the calm-and-collected card when jeered and act as nonchalant and apathetic as possible. but the most important part is to pull a 180 and threaten those ridiculing you with bodily harm. if you want to come off as an even bigger jackass, make sure to do this over the internet.

[TylerDurden]

You have nothing to worry about.

http://i39.tinypic.com/1z53jnd.jpg
He's the dude on the left. I don't know who the dude on the right is.

quoted for truth. also, he's lying to you. he doesn't have your ip address, and even if he did: who gives a fuck? all it's going to tell him is the region and your isp. beyond that your isp isn't going to say shit, and even if they did what the fuck is he going to do?! LOLOL. fly to fuckin' canada so he can tell you he's taking his ball and going home?! LULZ!

[Hoser]

So, um, Hoser...where do you live? Can we be fwiends?

Inane Rep Comments 03-20-2009 04:43 PM Yelram Get me Hosers address, and i'll be your friend forever

123 Fake St, A1A 1A1, Anywhereville, Canada


Can we play dress-up???

[Trident]

That is no ordinary duck, that is a trained poison-carrying duck 'o' death.

[Trident]

Yelram is quackers.

[UNC]

123 Fake St, A1A 1A1, Anywhereville, Canada


Can we play dress-up???

Lemme give that addy to Yelram...then me and him are gonna play dress up...all he has is white sheets and ropes though

[Hoser]

I start putting the crosses up. Hey can you bring some matches, I am fresh out.

[kaptino]

Hahahaha try harder you fucking retard.

Off-Topic I (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=30125#post30125) 03-20-2009 04:15 PM Yelram (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=812) fuck you http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif Word Association (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=34870#post34870) 03-20-2009 04:15 PM Yelram (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=812) fuck you http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif Word Association (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=34876#post34876) 03-20-2009 04:15 PM Yelram (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=812) fuck you http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif Word Association (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=291257#post291257) 03-20-2009 04:14 PM Yelram (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=812) fuck you http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif Word Association (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=312524#post312524) 03-20-2009 04:14 PM Yelram (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=812) fuck you http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif What nation is going to... (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=427416#post427416) 03-20-2009 04:14 PM Yelram (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=812) fuck you http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif Off-Topic III (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=429022#post429022) 03-20-2009 04:13 PM Yelram (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=812) fuck you http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif Turkish plane crash in... (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=429091#post429091) 03-20-2009 04:13 PM Yelram (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=812) fuck you http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif Word Association (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=476094#post476094) 03-20-2009 04:12 PM Yelram (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=812) fuck you http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif Inane Rep Comments (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=479294#post479294) 03-20-2009 04:12 PM Yelram (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=812) fuck you http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif Inane Rep Comments (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=479300#post479300) 03-20-2009 04:12 PM Yelram (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=812) fuck you http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif Word Association (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=479318#post479318) 03-20-2009 04:11 PM Yelram (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=812) fuck you http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif Rate this chick from 1... (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=479310#post479310) 03-20-2009 04:11 PM Yelram (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=812) Fuck youHope you didn't forget to use a kleenex...

[Hoser]

http://i41.tinypic.com/rbh08z.jpg

I can't wait for this.

[kaptino]

http://i41.tinypic.com/rbh08z.jpg

I can't wait for this.

Almost as if you can feel his breath on the back of your neck...

Come on Yelram show us some of your "love" (not that zoophilic kinda one)

[Hoser]

Almost as if you can feel his breath on the back of your neck...


I knew something smelt like Cabbage and Limburger.

[Trident]

This will only end in tears.

[wacker]

Hoser's last name had his town in it.

[TylerDurden]

very odd: the little userlist down at the bottom no longer smells of fail and shame.
EDIT: nope, it's back.

[kaptino]

very odd: the little userlist down at the bottom no longer smells of fail and shame.

EMO? (that kinda "turn your house into a gas chamber and kill the fat ugly beast that is called your wife and your pet duck" feeling one?)

EDIT: lets hope he gets the hint...

[wacker]

http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif Inane Rep Comments (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=479404#post479404) 03-20-2009 05:35 PM Yelram (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=812) I'll rep you all day if you tell me where he lives


Ummmm.....

[Hoser]

HAHAHAHAHA

Yel, buddy, pal. Seriously you are starting to sound like a crazy pers...wait, never mind that ship has already sailed.

[Trident]

Cool, why does this person spring to mind:

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0eMT3LLehCdbs/610x.jpg

[Hoser]

Hey Yel, I'll make this easy for you. I am from....














CANADA

[TylerDurden]

Cool, why does this person spring to mind:

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0eMT3LLehCdbs/610x.jpg

because yelram's crushing hard on hoser? srsly, hoser puts out fairly easily; dunno why it's worth stalking him or kidnapping him over.

[Trident]

We need to bring in a racial element so taters can play.

[Hoser]

Seriously, just ask.
Maybe some flowers, bottle of wine... it doesn't take much.

[STDSkillz]

Yelram, dude. Chill. What's got you so worked up?

[Hoser]

We need to bring in a racial element so taters can play.

Done

Lemme give that addy to Yelram...then me and him are gonna play dress up...all he has is white sheets and ropes though

[Bizz]

Hey Yel, I'll make this easy for you. I am from....














CANADA

Me too!

a/s/l?

[TylerDurden]

Seriously, just ask.
Maybe some flowers, bottle of wine... it doesn't take much.

whatever. i gave you dollar menu shit from mickey d's and rented joe versus the volcano and your fuckin' skirt was off within an hour. whore.

[Hoser]

38/M/Outside your window

[Hoser]

whatever. i gave you dollar menu shit from mickey d's and rented joe versus the volcano and your fuckin' skirt was off within an hour. whore.

It was your big blue balls eyes. I just couldn't resist.

[Bizz]

38/M/Outside your window

26/M/Inside and frightened.

[Hoser]

25/M/Standing behind you

[Trident]

30/M/in your wife

[vasili denisov]

Before it was abused as a tool for violent reprisal, there was a happier, more innocent time when the internet was abused as a tool for forced sex.

[Hoser]

Maybe that was yelrams plan... Surprise sex.


Now that he is banned the fun is going to end, and with that time to go do stuff. But if he does come back and post some more crazy shit someone quote it so I can laugh about it later.

[Bizz]

Before it was abused as a tool for violent reprisal, there was a happier, more innocent time when the internet was abused as a tool for forced sex.

That was the good ol' days.

[mongo]

yelram is a faggot. end of story.

[TylerDurden]

yelram is a faggot. end of story.

winrar! ding ding ding.

/saga.

[Bizz]

yelram is a faggot. end of story.

Chapter 2, the next chapter: AJ is still a crusty old cunt.

[Trident]

I wonder how much of it was because he was protecting the honour of his wife, and how much was just his pent-up aggression against anyone or anything.

Let's hope he's not beating her as we type.

[Muji]

i kinda hope he is beating her

[mongo]

what's the worst that could happen if you beat a wife like that? She gets prettier?

[Da Raider]

what happened to Yelram? Why did he go crazy? Did someone make fun of his wife or something? I'm probably in the minority, but I always liked the guy.

[Hodge]

i kinda hope he is beating her
I find it much more likely, from his disposition, that she beats him.

[UNC]

This post got alot of rep comments

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Untitled-1.jpg

[Hoser]

what happened to Yelram? Why did he go crazy? Did someone make fun of his wife or something? I'm probably in the minority, but I always liked the guy.

I made a poll similar to this (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=17855) about his wife. He snapped, said he was gonna hunt me down, said he had my IP and was going ot have my address, repped people with promises of a lot more rep if they helped him find me. You know, the usual.

Sadly, said poll was deleted so we will never know if his wife is attractive or not.

[Face]

I made a poll similar to this (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=17855) about his wife. He snapped, said he was gonna hunt me down, said he had my IP and was going ot have my address, repped people with promises of a lot more rep if they helped him find me. You know, the usual.
because rep is so important that I'd be willing to help a stranger hunt down and beat the fuck out of another stranger in exchange for a little more

oh yeah, sign me up!

[Hoser]

I never said it made sense.

[UNC]

I'd only hunt hoser down if he lived close to Face. 2 birds, one stone, ya know?

[Pax Britannia]

I'd only hunt hoser down if he lived close to Face. 2 birds, one stone, ya know?

Face would have the weight advantage.

[Trident]

Face would have the weight advantage.

You'd need a bunker buster or something similar to have any real effect too.

[Pax Britannia]

You'd need a bunker buster or something similar to have any real effect too.

Fighting Face would be like fighting a much less mobile version of the T-1000. He could absorb allot of punishment into his blob like frame.

[UNC]

Who said anything about fighting somebody?

[Pax Britannia]

Who said anything about fighting somebody?

Oh Marcus, you show us how twisted youngsters minds have become.

[Hoser]

UNC would get stabby.

Or really drunk on our strong Canadian beer and forget why he was there.

[Jericho]

Marcus isn't much of a beer guy, but count me in

[mongo]

this is easily the most hurtful rep i've ever received.

http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif Hochuli Challenge... (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=480309#post480309) 03-20-2009 11:04 PM Pollo (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=12) you let me down! :(

[Jericho]

It's hard for me to say shit given my standing on Yahoo

[mongo]

pollo is one of the posters i respect most. when he throws down like that, it hurts.

[ElemenoP]

http://i39.tinypic.com/1z53jnd.jpg
He's the dude on the left. I don't know who the dude on the right is.

Are we talking about the dude on the far left in the blue?

[Stax]

pollo is one of the posters i respect most. when he throws down like that, it hurts.

I was a "2" seed and lost. I didn't even let him down, apparently, no rep. :(

[Hoser]

Are we talking about the dude on the far left in the blue?

No, the dude in the blue holding the ducks wing.


I cannot decide who is uglier, but I can imagine what waking up in their household would be like. Both wake up, look at each other and think, "WTF, I really settled. I always had big aspirations. I sure have let myself down." or something like that.

[Stax]

No, the dude in the blue holding the ducks wing.


I cannot decide who is uglier, but I can imagine what waking up in their household would be like. Both wake up, look at each other and think, "WTF, I really settled. I always had big aspirations. I sure have let myself down." or something like that.

I'm hoping to one day have a wife who looks at me every morning and knows she settled. Because that means she's higher quality than I deserve.

[UNC]

Unless you are single, that's the way it's always gonna be foryou

[Hoser]

Last one, I promise, but does anyone else see it??

http://i44.tinypic.com/e1bw2p.jpg

[Muji]

no

[mongo]

swing and a miss.

[UNC]

I'd hit it

[STDSkillz]

Oh Marcus, you and your double entendres.

[UNC]

You get me

[The Dude]

http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif Da Raider's Thread (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=479228#post479228) 03-21-2009 10:57 PM Phil Theehor (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=199) you lose an av bet?



what tipped you off?

[Phil Theehor]

I liked you better as Steve Perry. And in my defense, the comment was made before the CT change.

[The Dude]

even before the ct change

[Phil Theehor]

Okay. So perhaps, in this instance, I might not have fully considered how obvious the comment's answer was. And I had seen no mention of this in the av bet thread.

But let's stop fighting. These sorts of altercations invariably end with me busting a cap, a nut, or sometimes both. Any of the three outcomes carry crushing shame and months of therapy.

[Hoser]

Off-Topic III 03-23-2009 04:09 PM Yelram The one in courtice, but not your new one in Oshawa, but i'll ask around, it shouldnt be too hard.

HAHA he is actually trying to find out where I live.

[Bizz]

HAHA he is actually trying to find out where I live.

Just tell him and watch him do nothing.

[Yelram]

Just tell him and watch him do nothing.

300 miles is like a half tank of fuel for me

[Bizz]

300 miles is like a half tank of fuel for me

What are you going to do when you get there? Blow him?

Pussy.

[Hoser]

Oh he says he knows where my parents live. Thats awesome for him, he is a big scary hacker afterall.

[Yelram]

What are you going to do when you get there? Blow him?

Pussy.
Beat his little leprechaun, pointy nosed ass.

[Hoser]

300 miles is like a half tank of fuel for me

Beyond all this, what kind of car are you driving. I want that kind of fuel milage.

[Bizz]

I live in London, Ontario Canada. If you're feeling froggy, leap.

[Hoser]

Beat his little leprechaun, pointy nosed ass.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I needed a good laugh.

Hey Yel, I am off to class. I am in A320 if you can make it in time.

[mongo]

dude, yelram, stfu. take your chin pubes back outside and cool off.

[Pax Britannia]

Your all forgetting how serious the internet is. Thank God Yelram is here to remind you.

[Datači]

I live in Osijek, Croatia. How much fuel will you need?

[UNC]

Yelram...just ignore Hoser...I did for months at the old place and it worked wonders.

I now love Hoser and wish him well...even if he does get anal over the way I live my life.

[Hoser]

I will say I am impressed that he got my name since it isn't on any of my info for the site that I know of. Congrats on that.

[Yelram]

Beyond all this, what kind of car are you driving. I want that kind of fuel milage.

VW diesel. And with diesel at like 2.12 here, wont cost me very much either.

[Hoser]

Inane Rep Comments 03-23-2009 04:21 PM Yelram I seriously live 4 hours or so from you, so dont press your luck. I dont know why someone would rent a house near school, when they only live 15 minutes away.

So should I expect you around 8:30?? Are there any snacks you like??


Oh and there are many reasons why I am not at home.

[TylerDurden]

Beat his little leprechaun, pointy nosed ass.

LOLOL, you'll do no such fuckin' thing, tommy toughnuts. srsly, there's nothing you can say at this point to get your balls back, so quit throwing empty threats. do what it is you do best and talk big over in the politics forum and massage your wife's troll feet. the internet is srs business afterall.

[UNC]

Yelram....seriously. As admin, I would ban you and I actually like you.

[Pax Britannia]

Why is Yelram trying to kill Hoser again? Is it because Hoser mocked the attractiveness of Yelrams woman? Cause if thats right then this whole thing is fucking ridiculous.

[Bizz]

Or have threesomes with ducks.

[Datači]

you are all ridiculous.

[Yelram]

LOLOL, you'll do no such fuckin' thing, tommy toughnuts. srsly, there's nothing you can say at this point to get your balls back, so quit throwing empty threats. do what it is you do best and talk big over in the politics forum and massage your wife's troll feet. the internet is srs business afterall.

And why do you think that? You apparently dont fucking know me from Adam

[TylerDurden]

Why is Yelram trying to kill Hoser again? Is it because Hoser mocked the attractiveness of Yelrams woman? Cause if thats right then this whole thing is fucking ridiculous.

so you're saying she's actually attractive? did you look at the same picture that i did?

[Hoser]

Yeah pretty much. We don;t really like each other, and get on each other's cases alot. Hell if I get really drunk and find myself on here he will get some colourful negs. BUt it is seriously ridiculous how he takes shit. I guess I would be angry with the world if I were him too.

[Datači]

what picture?

[fuldstændigamok]

Why is Yelram trying to kill Hoser again? Is it because Hoser mocked the attractiveness of Yelrams woman? Cause if thats right then this whole thing is fucking ridiculous.

As if any other reasons wouldn't make his internet forum tough guy craptalk less ridiculous?

[Yelram]

Yeah pretty much. We don;t really like each other, and get on each other's cases alot. Hell if I get really drunk and find myself on here he will get some colourful negs. BUt it is seriously ridiculous how he takes shit. I guess I would be angry with the world if I were him too.


I just want to get a nice pic of you bloodied on the ground, so I can caption it "Teh interwebs is fur realz!!"

[Pax Britannia]

so you're saying she's actually attractive? did you look at the same picture that i did?

I see what your trying to do here, getting me to call Yelrams girl ugly so he threatens to swim the Atlantic and throttle me with panty hose.

Well it aint gonna happen you glorious bastard.

[Bizz]

I think it's time everyone said good bye to Yelram. Take this opportunity to say whats on your mind before it's too late.

Yelram, you look like a hippie and you have weird facial hair. You smoke weed so you're not all bad, but the tough guy thing on the internet is sooo over done. Peace.

[TylerDurden]

And why do you think that? You apparently dont fucking know me from Adam

sure i do. any man wouldn't bump his fuckin' gums about usin' his dick-beaters to pummel a man in defense of his wife's honor, he'd fuckin' do somethin' about it.

and as much as i dislike you, you're not stupid. actually following through with that little act you have going would result in a one-way ticket to a three-day minimum stay at county while you chill your little ass off in the clink.

gimme a fuckin' break. you're not hard.

[Yelram]

I see what your trying to do here, getting me to call Yelrams girl ugly so he threatens to swim the Atlantic and throttle me with panty hose.

Well it aint gonna happen you glorious bastard.

I dont care what you think of my girl, but if you go out of the way to start a poll out of it, you deserve what you get.

[Hoser]

I just want to get a nice pic of you bloodied on the ground, so I can caption it "Teh interwebs is fur realz!!"

You sir are quite the crackup.

[Datači]

I think it's time everyone said good bye to Yelram. Take this opportunity to say whats on your mind before it's too late.


I don't know anything about the guy cept for the things everybody else has been saying.
I never read his posts.

[Yelram]

sure i do. any man wouldn't bump his fuckin' gums about usin' his dick-beaters to pummel a man in defense of his wife's honor, he'd fuckin' do somethin' about it.

and as much as i dislike you, you're not stupid. actually following through with that little act you have going would result in a one-way ticket to a three-day minimum stay at county while you chill your little ass off in the clink.

gimme a fuckin' break. you're not hard.

I'm not stupid, you got that part right.

[Hoser]

I dont care what you think of my girl, but if you go out of the way to start a poll out of it, you deserve what you get.

You can make a poll about mine. Seriously, if you get this butt hurt over something, anything on GMF you have some issues.

[mongo]

http://i40.tinypic.com/bgb9kx.jpg

[fuldstændigamok]

I'm not stupid, you got that part right.

Well, you are working very hard to prove that wrong.

[UNC]

If I ever post a pic of a girl I am seeing...I expect that someone will use it in a bad way...even If I hope for the opposite

[Datači]

Are those someone else's pubes stuck together?

[mongo]

i know, rite?

[Yelram]

If I ever post a pic of a girl I am seeing...I expect that someone will use it in a bad way...even If I hope for the opposite

I posted that in like 2005. Either way, he's going to get whats coming to him.

[Hoser]

I picture Yelram fighting like this

Ji8KtBSPBxw6UCfq3euL5c

Not trying to instigate anything, but just seems like thats how it would be.

[UNC]

Are those someone else's pubes stuck together?

Danger Yelram!!!


Anybody get that?

[Bizz]

Why isn't there a new Yelram poll yet?!

[Datači]

i know, rite?

like, totally.

[Hoser]

Either way, he's going to get whats coming to him.

I sure am, Chicken Parm in about 3 hours. mmmm mmmmmmm

[TylerDurden]

I'm not stupid, you got that part right.

lolz. i've got you fuckin' pegged, even if you don't know it. you like to walk tall, thinkin' you're carrying some kind of big stick. and whatever, that's apparently your "thing". but you can take that shit back across eight mile if you think anyone around here buys that shit.

and the more you fuckin' yack about it, the easier it's going to be down the line to rock your ass for premeditated aggravated assault if you actually got froggy.

but you won't, because this is an act. so shut the fuck up about it already.

[Hoser]

I posted that in like 2005. Either way, he's going to get whats coming to him.

And what would that be?

[Yelram]

I picture Yelram fighting like this

Ji8KtBSPBxw6UCfq3euL5c

Not trying to instigate anything, but just seems like thats how it would be.

I work for a living, and i'm a good 5 inches taller than you. You have no idea.

[mongo]

you guys do know that yelram posted two pics of his old lady on old gmf, right?

[redsox39]

Ok, admittedly, this is stupid. But so is calling the cops for a fight. Assualt? Really? is someone that silly? (Besides Yelram right now, sorry man)

Take your lumps like a grown man.

[Datači]

you guys do know that yelram posted two pics of his old lady on old gmf, right?

i know you got that saved. post it.

[Yelram]

lolz. i've got you fuckin' pegged, even if you don't know it. you like to walk tall, thinkin' you're carrying some kind of big stick. and whatever, that's apparently your "thing". but you can take that shit back across eight mile if you think anyone around here buys that shit.

and the more you fuckin' yack about it, the easier it's going to be down the line to rock your ass for premeditated aggravated assault if you actually got froggy.

but you won't, because this is an act. so shut the fuck up about it already.

You do not know me. I am a nice guy, but when people cross the line, I dont fuck around. If shithead here lived in Cali, or Florida, or fucking Texas, thatd be one thing, he's about 3 major highways, and 300 miles away.

[Hoser]

I forgot that people who are 6'3 and work automatically acquired super fighting skills.

Seriously dude, this is ridiculous. but hey whatever floats your boat.

[Hoser]

You do not know me. I am a nice guy, but when people cross the line, I dont fuck around. If shithead here lived in Cali, or Florida, or fucking Texas, thatd be one thing, he's about 3 major highways, and 300 miles away.

So you are saying that you are willing to drive 300 miles because someone called your woman ugly?

Thats not crazy at all.

Anyways, I am done with this.

[TylerDurden]

You do not know me. I am a nice guy, but when people cross the line, I dont fuck around. If shithead here lived in Cali, or Florida, or fucking Texas, thatd be one thing, he's about 3 major highways, and 300 miles away.

so really it's just your internet persona that calls other forum members stupid, ignorant, moronic, childish things whenever they disagree with you?

like i said, leave your facade at the door, champ.

[Trident]

The levels of passion from the make-up sex after this argument will power China for two years.

[UNC]

IF you track down Hoser...you had better video the encounter.

Damn you F key

[Bizz]

So you are saying that you are willing to drive 300 miles because someone called your woman ugly?

Thats not crazy at all.

If that's the case he is going on tour. Bitch be ugly. I mean I'd fuck her, but only because you know she has self esteem issues and you could get her to do anything.

[Pax Britannia]

I forgot that people who are 6'3 and work automatically acquired super fighting skills.

Seriously dude, this is ridiculous. but hey whatever floats your boat.

You and Yelram fighting would be something like this.
xkdGI_4lkLg

[UNC]

I for one, would not fuck Yelrams woman.


No team is worth taking that one.

[Bizz]

I for one, would not fuck Yelrams woman.


No team is worth taking that one.

I'd do it just to piss off Yelram.

[UNC]

A MUST WATCH FOR THIS THREAD

MjWFZPJZTxU

[Datači]

We all know how would the encouter end up.

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc32/mongotap13/1232143921605.jpg

[UNC]

We all know how would the encouter end up.

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc32/mongotap13/1232143921605.jpg

Yeah...but what would happen when Yelram got there?

[Gary_Busey]

Who wants to hear a joke?!

[Datači]

Yeah...but what would happen when Yelram got there?

http://anime.fails.org/images/3/3d/Meatspin.gif

[redsox39]

ME!~

[Bizz]

Who wants to hear a joke?!

Me.

[Gary_Busey]

Yelram.



*rimshot*

[Pax Britannia]

I'd drink from Yelrams womans furry cup until it ran dry ~ James Banon

[Bizz]

Yelram.



*rimshot*

Now that's a funny joke.

[Yelram]

so really it's just your internet persona that calls other forum members stupid, ignorant, moronic, childish things whenever they disagree with you?

like i said, leave your facade at the door, champ.

Maybe you havent read alot of my posts, those are political posts, the contrast between those posts, and the philosophical posts, is pretty stark. Tater and I never agree, and I always call him stupid, and he always calls me stupid, and the world continues onward.

[TylerDurden]

I'd drink from Yelrams womans furry cup until it ran dry ~ James Banon

i don't normally lay the pipe to farm animals, but yelram's woman is one goat that i'd help over the fence if you know what i'm sayin'. ~ james banon

[UNC]

I love Gary.

He's a funny dude.

And he's a Carloina guy that loves the Tarheels.

[Gary_Busey]

I love Gary.

He's a funny dude.

And he's a Carloina guy that loves the Tarheels.

Wait, what?

[Trident]

In any other country I'd probably assume Yelram was just posturing, but in the US when talented astronauts drive for 11 hours non-stop wearing an adult nappy to kidnap a love rival, the jury is out for me.

But Yelram, really - calm down.

[UNC]

Wait, what?

Just play along

[TylerDurden]

Maybe you havent read alot of my posts, those are political posts, the contrast between those posts, and the philosophical posts, is pretty stark. Tater and I never agree, and I always call him stupid, and he always calls me stupid, and the world continues onward.

nah, i'm referring to the posts to vasili, fuld, and anyone else that dares cross your business-owning ass or happens to say anything complimentary or positive about obama. but whatever, apparently that's what makes yelram yelram.

[Trident]

Marcus, can you set up a vbookie on this?

Hoser kills Yelram
Yelram kills Hoser
Hoser kicks Yelram's ass
Yelram kicks Hoser's ass
They meet, stare deeply in to each other's eyes and then fuck all night long
NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS

[Archangel]

I for one, would not fuck Yelrams woman.


No team is worth taking that one.

Not even if the fate of a UNC-Duke NCAA Finals game depended on it?

You do not know me. I am a nice guy, but when people cross the line, I dont fuck around. If shithead here lived in Cali, or Florida, or fucking Texas, thatd be one thing, he's about 3 major highways, and 300 miles away.

Internet.

http://aura1.gaia.com/photos/3/29446/large/crushbeer.jpg

Serious business.

[TylerDurden]

They meet, stare deeply in to each other's eyes and then fuck all night long

[UNC]

Marcus, can you set up a vbookie on this?

Hoser kills Yelram
Yelram kills Hoser
Hoser kicks Yelram's ass
Yelram kicks Hoser's ass
They meet, stare deeply in to each other's eyes and then fuck all night long
NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS


I would...but I think we all know that nothing is gonna fucking happen

[Trident]

I would...but I think we all know that nothing is gonna fucking happen

Wins all round then?

[Bizz]

Yelram doesn't have the balls to protect his womans virtue.

[ruffdog]

I would...but I think we all know that nothing is gonna fucking happen

just like the 'when is marcus gonna die thread'....oh the dreams that were shattered when nothing happened

[Yelram]

nah, i'm referring to the posts to vasili, fuld, and anyone else that dares cross your business-owning ass or happens to say anything complimentary or positive about obama. but whatever, apparently that's what makes yelram yelram.
Fuld is a fuck, I have been in angry arguments with him since the first day he came here. And like you and Hoser dont go into threads that are critical of Obama and try to make the posters look like they have a grudge, or are just making things up, or are just "Crazy".

[mongo]

yelram, where is that other picture of your old lady and you? she's wearing a brown crocheted sweater. you know the one.

[Archangel]

We need more Starchaser pics up in here.

[TylerDurden]

Fuld is a fuck, I have been in angry arguments with him since the first day he came here. And like you and Hoser dont go into threads that are critical of Obama and try to make the posters look like they have a grudge, or are just making things up, or are just "Crazy".

can't say that i do, but thanks for playing. as far as hoser, why don't you guys just kiss, fuck and make up already. jesus, you guys are acting like a married fucking couple. and to be honest: the wife role doesn't look good on ya'.

[Yelram]

yelram, where is that other picture of your old lady and you? she's wearing a brown crocheted sweater. you know the one.

Hey mongo, I think you left it in that gaping space between your eyes, you fucking three toed, vegan, homosexual, herpie having sloth.

[fuldstændigamok]

Fuld is a fuck, I have been in angry arguments with him since the first day he came here. And like you and Hoser dont go into threads that are critical of Obama and try to make the posters look like they have a grudge, or are just making things up, or are just "Crazy".

Hey now, check your ugly mouth or I'll come and cut your pubes. I can has a direct fly, I'll let you know.

[Trident]

Fuld is not a fuck. He's French.

[Jericho]

God fucking damnit, Yelram

[Pax Britannia]

and to be honest: the wife role doesn't look good on ya'.

Or on Yelrams woman either.

[Archangel]

Hey now, check your ugly mouth or I'll come and cut your pubes. I can has a direct fly, I'll let you know.

Can you has a Webster's, too?

[UNC]

God fucking damnit, Yelram

Party Pooper!

[Yelram]

can't say that i do, but thanks for playing. as far as hoser, why don't you guys just kiss, fuck and make up already. jesus, you guys are acting like a married fucking couple. and to be honest: the wife role doesn't look good on ya'.

He's getting something, one way or another, the closest he'll come to kissing anything is when he's biting the curb.

[TylerDurden]

Hey mongo, I think you left it in that gaping space between your eyes, you fucking three toed, vegan, homosexual, herpie having sloth.

there, now isn't that better? needs some work, but i'm pretty sure that's a lot easier than threatening to waste gas money and time to do a couple laps around hoser's block while you tell yourself, "he's lucky this time" and drive all the way home.

[Trident]

If there was a time and place for the Blue Oyster to return, it's right here, right now.

[mongo]

you don't have the technology or the steady hands to pull this off, yelram.

[Face]

We need more Starchaser pics up in here.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/face101/Cloudinternets2-1.jpg

[fuldstændigamok]

Can you has a Webster's, too?

I don't believe in dictionaries.

[Archangel]

there, now isn't that better? needs some work, but i'm pretty sure that's a lot easier than threatening to waste gas money and time to do a couple laps around hoser's block while you tell yourself, "he's lucky this time" and drive all the way home.

Yeah, but he drives a TDI, those things can do 700 miles on one tank of diesel.

[Jericho]

http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif Inane Rep Comments (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=484909#post484909) 03-23-2009 04:06 PM Yelram (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=812) You fucking ban me for a "rep jihad", when fucking hoser and Tylerdurden do that shit to me all the time"

No,I banned you for pestering other members trying to find out where he lives, you psychotic dingleberry

[Archangel]

I don't believe in dictionaries.

Obviously.

[ruffdog]

Arch believes in god

[Bizz]

http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif Inane Rep Comments (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=484909#post484909) 03-23-2009 04:06 PM Yelram (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=812) You fucking ban me for a "rep jihad", when fucking hoser and Tylerdurden do that shit to me all the time"

No,I banned you for pestering other members trying to find out where he lives, you psychotic dingleberry

I would like permission for a sanctioned neg jihad on Yelram please.

[fuldstændigamok]

"psychotic dingleberry".I like that one.

[Trident]

Obviously.

Just look at his name - total gibberish!

What does it mean anyway?

[TylerDurden]

Yeah, but he drives a TDI, those things can do 700 miles on one tank of diesel.

if he wants to be a sad sack of shit and waste six straight hours of his life driving to the mcdonalds near hoser and back... that's his deal.

[Pox]

This fight will continue on RedMachineD forums.

[ruffdog]

SUCCOR

[Archangel]

Arch believes in god

*pulls out chrome plated .50 Desert Eagle*

But I believe in this.

*starts carnage*

[Pax Britannia]

You know that scene in the original Terminator where the T-800 goes to the door of a Sarah Connor and asks "Sarah Connor?" she says "Yes" then he kicks the door in and shoots her in the face repeatedly?

Thats what Yelram is going to do to Hoser.

[Archangel]

Just look at his name - total gibberish!

What does it mean anyway?

"Totally crazy", would be my guess.

[ruffdog]

*pulls out chrome plated .50 Desert Eagle*

But I believe in this.

*starts carnage*

seems appropriate...since that psycho guy in Germany went on a shooting rampage.

is this a new trend?

[Yelram]

http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif Inane Rep Comments (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=484909#post484909) 03-23-2009 04:06 PM Yelram (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=812) You fucking ban me for a "rep jihad", when fucking hoser and Tylerdurden do that shit to me all the time"

No,I banned you for pestering other members trying to find out where he lives, you psychotic dingleberry

Is that against the rules? I was under the impression that you couldnt POST other peoples information, I have never seen it stated that you cant ASK other people for information. You guys are far more useless than his facebook friends anyway.

[mongo]

You know that scene in the original Terminator where the T-800 goes to the door of a Sarah Connor and asks "Sarah Connor?" she says "Yes" then he kicks the door in and shoots her in the face repeatedly?

Thats what Yelram is going to do to Hoser.

yelram fisher?

[Archangel]

You know that scene in the original Terminator where the T-800 goes to the door of a Sarah Connor and asks "Sarah Connor?" she says "Yes" then he kicks the door in and shoots her in the face repeatedly?

Thats what Yelram is going to do to Hoser.

And then, he's gonna post on GMF how if Hoser had been packing a .45 himself, that senseless murder could have been easily prevented.



Wait...

[ruffdog]

Arch packs fudge

[Archangel]

seems appropriate...since that psycho guy in Germany went on a shooting rampage.

is this a new trend?

No, but it's a Matt Damon quote.

[TylerDurden]

http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif Inane Rep Comments (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=484909#post484909) 03-23-2009 04:06 PM Yelram (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=812) You fucking ban me for a "rep jihad", when fucking hoser and Tylerdurden do that shit to me all the time"

i did that to you once, you whiny cunt, and you had it coming. nor did it matter, because someone reset you almost immediately back to where you were. someone's got a case of the mondays.

[ruffdog]

lets all bitch and cry about REPZ!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[UNC]

Arch packs fudge

Arch?

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/Fudge_Packer.jpg

[Trident]

HoF? Minus ruffdogs shit though.

[Archangel]

lets all bitch and cry about REPZ!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Yeah, let's.

[ruffdog]

i can haz negative repz?

[mongo]

how is ruffy in the red?

[TylerDurden]

Is that against the rules? I was under the impression that you couldnt POST other peoples information, I have never seen it stated that you cant ASK other people for information. You guys are far more useless than his facebook friends anyway.

a half-competent detective could take his facebook friends' testimony and the logs from here and build a prosecution rather easily. you're not real good at this social engineering thing, are you?

[Archangel]

Arch?

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/Fudge_Packer.jpg

I'm the pasty blonde, by the way.

[ruffdog]

how is ruffy in the red?

blood

[TylerDurden]

I'm the pasty blonde, by the way.

and i'm the dude... getting ready to pack arch's fudge.

[Jericho]

http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif Inane Rep Comments (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=484929#post484929) 03-23-2009 04:10 PM Trident (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=52) Careful, he'll find out your address.

Psssh. That'll be over quickly. There can be only one pube beard!

[Yelram]

i did that to you once, you whiny cunt, and you had it coming. nor did it matter, because someone reset you almost immediately back to where you were. someone's got a case of the mondays.

I just want to be clear on the rules. And if Neg Rep Jihad is against the rules, then Bizz needs banned for two days.

He doesnt realize he's just making my trip more efficient.

"Marks London, Ontario on his list"

You're almost on the way.

[ruffdog]

yelram just stfu already

[UNC]

Fuld took mah rep and should be de-adminned.

Wait...that didn't work.

[Trident]

If all this anger was turned in to creativity, the MS Paint Warz thread would be awesome right now.

[Archangel]

and i'm the dude... getting ready to pack arch's fudge.

*winks lasciviously*


C'mere.

[TylerDurden]

If all this anger was turned in to creativity, the MS Paint Warz thread would be awesome right now.

i concur. perhaps, yelram, you should turn this anger into something constructive and take out your frustrations on canvas. a happy little cloud or tree can only ever help, amirite?!

[fuldstændigamok]

If all this anger was turned in to creativity, the MS Paint Warz thread would be awesome right now.

True, this thread desperatly needs some chops of pubeface and his kinky goatface companion.

[Trident]

This is why we have youtube and video responses people, debate your anger through the medium of youtube. NOW!!

[TylerDurden]

this thread has been solid gold for the last hour. i think we all owe yelram a little thanks for entertaining us this afternoon.

[Yelram]

i concur. perhaps, yelram, you should turn this anger into something constructive and take out your frustrations on canvas. a happy little cloud or tree can only ever help, amirite?!

Anger is best directed towards e-stalking.

[jemeske]

It's getting kind of late for that drive.

[Pax Britannia]

This is why we have youtube and video responses people, debate your anger through the medium of youtube. NOW!!

This forum needs another Jerribear moment.

[mongo]

yelram, i'd guess you got banned and are going to get banned again, for doing your best to make real threats to other members on the board. there is joking around, and then there is you.

you posted the fucking picture or you, the duck, and the dog. it's public domain now. deal w/ the fact that you shouldn't have posted it and move on.

[UNC]

i concur. perhaps, yelram, you should turn this anger into something constructive and take out your frustrations on canvas. a happy little cloud or tree can only ever help, amirite?!

This whole incident has Happy Accident written all over it

[ruffdog]

yelram, i'd guess you got banned and are going to get banned again, for doing your best to make real threats to other members on the board. there is joking around, and then there is you.

you posted the fucking picture or you, the duck, and the dog. it's public domain now. deal w/ the fact that you shouldn't have posted it and move on.

ruff and mongo KNOW EVERYTHING

YOU CANT HIDE

[Trident]

It's getting kind of late for that drive.

Make a good night of it:

http://www.super8.com/Super8/control/home

[Archangel]

I actually flew to Mexico and hospitalised Caronte for this, you know.


http://i40.tinypic.com/155tqb8.jpg



...









Nah, me channeling Yelram won't ever work.

[UNC]

I'm glad this thread is not acting as a buzzkill.

Even Hoser & Fulds are funny in this state of mind.

[TylerDurden]

This whole incident has Happy Accident written all over it

it really does. i suspect that in a year from now, yelram and hoser will laugh about all of this while having breakfast in bed during the honeymoon. you two crazy kids are just growing so fast...

[UNC]

I actually flew to Mexico and hospitalised Caronte for this, you know.


http://i40.tinypic.com/155tqb8.jpg



...









Nah, me channeling Yelram won't ever work.

Someone PS yelrams lovely woman in this pic...

[Bizz]

I just want to be clear on the rules. And if Neg Rep Jihad is against the rules, then Bizz needs banned for two days.

He doesnt realize he's just making my trip more efficient.

"Marks London, Ontario on his list"

You're almost on the way.

How dare you sir make and accusation like that. How dare you.

[Jericho]

I just want to be clear on the rules. And if Neg Rep Jihad is against the rules, then Bizz needs banned for two days.

He doesnt realize he's just making my trip more efficient.

"Marks London, Ontario on his list"

You're almost on the way.
I've banned Claydon for whining about rep and hitting on me. Pick your fucking battles, Fingerdick.

[mongo]

you want to get into unfair pics? i'll show you unfair pics.

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc32/mongotap13/2d7in8w.jpg

[Bizz]

Oh shit, Yelram is in the red. How'd that happen?

[TylerDurden]

I actually flew to Mexico and hospitalised Caronte for this, you know.


http://i40.tinypic.com/155tqb8.jpg



...









Nah, me channeling Yelram won't ever work.

arch, i want a mustache ride.

[Datači]

you want to get into unfair pics? i'll show you unfair pics.

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc32/mongotap13/2d7in8w.jpg

So someone PSed some hair on you, so what?

[jemeske]

He enjoys a good Rolling Rock.

[Archangel]

arch, i want a mustache ride.

*winks lasciviously*


C'mere.

[Yelram]

you want to get into unfair pics? i'll show you unfair pics.

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc32/mongotap13/2d7in8w.jpg

Dude, when you stick a bottle in your ass, and a crescent wrench in your dick, you're pretty much asking for it.

[Trident]

I still don't understand the relevance of the wrench over any other piece of hardware.

[Jericho]

I can haz mongo's asshole beer?

[UNC]

Dude, when you stick a bottle in your ass, and a crescent wrench in your dick, you're pretty much asking for it.

see...that's the way you should be able to laugh about yourself

[mongo]

I can haz mongo's asshole beer?

jj could show us 40 ways to open that bottle.

[Bizz]

I can haz mongo's asshole beer?

Yes, but you need to drink it in place.

[Hoser]

I think we should all thank Yelram for shocking some life back into this place.

[Trident]

see...that's the way you should be able to laugh about yourself

QFT

If you can't laugh at yourself, you're a humourless sod.

[UNC]

I think we should all thank Yelram for shocking some life back into this place.

Don't sell yourself short

[Trident]

I think we should all thank Yelram for shocking some life back into this place.

You had a role to play too.

[Jericho]

jj could show us 40 ways to open that bottle.
I'd just open it with your convenient penis wrench

[Yelram]

I think we should all thank Yelram for shocking some life back into this place.

Someone sounds scurred.

[UNC]

I, btw, am gonna pull a Bizz and take credit for this whole fiasco