View Full Version : Beyoncé Is a Dumb Bitch
http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/61803020
Just like the "Seinfeld" episode where George wanted everyone to call him "T-Bone," Beyonce Knowles would like to be known by a bold new name.
The R&B singer has christened herself "Sasha Fierce" for her new double album, "I Am ... Sasha Fierce," due in U.S. stores on November 18, and has released a lengthy justification for the comical moniker. "I have someone else that takes over when it's time for me to work and when I'm on stage, this alter ego that I've created that kind of protects me and who I really am," the former Destiny's Child frontwoman said in a statement.
The GWD
10-24-2008, 04:21 AM
The Artist Formerly Known as Beyonce.
And her symbol should be a swastika. That'd be a bold move.
SilverBullet
10-24-2008, 04:22 AM
What a dumb bitch
Mustard
10-24-2008, 04:25 AM
More like Jay rhymes with Gay
Also, its no surprise that Beyonce is teh dumb. Kinda like Big East football...
The GWD
10-24-2008, 04:26 AM
what
nice homer lips
Worst back to back posts, ever.
He was trying to flatter me
Mustard
10-24-2008, 04:29 AM
He failed miserably.
I don't know, I have a little chubby going
Mustard
10-24-2008, 04:30 AM
spew
Mr. Brown
10-24-2008, 08:37 AM
She's takin her cues from Garth Brooks? Sad.
Archangel
10-24-2008, 08:45 AM
Whitey Ford worked out pretty well for Everlast...
And as long as she makes some porn vids to go along with her porn name, I'm cool with it - just as long as Jigga's ugly arse isn't in it.
White.Rabbit
10-24-2008, 08:48 AM
i hate the word "fierce"
Daydreamer
10-24-2008, 09:05 AM
Sounds like a bad porn star name.
}{arlequin
10-24-2008, 09:11 AM
She's takin her cues from Garth Brooks? Sad.
at least he did it when he tried completely different genre of music... if she sings the same old crap on the new one, then what's the point?
IdiotBrain
10-24-2008, 09:14 AM
Who the fuck are we talking about here?
WigglingWii
10-24-2008, 09:37 AM
I would have just gone with Sasha if I was her. Fierce is overrated.
The Dude
10-24-2008, 09:37 AM
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w185/lynsta_bucket/2aj6zqg.gif
Correction:
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/features/2007_swimsuit/images/photos/07_beyonce_10.jpg
Beyonce is a sexy dumb bitch.
Mr. Brown
10-24-2008, 10:23 AM
Yeah she can get it, but sucking on Jay-Z cock must be getting her high/dumb
Da Raider
10-24-2008, 11:30 AM
Correction:
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/features/2007_swimsuit/images/photos/07_beyonce_10.jpg
Beyonce is a sexy dumb bitch.
This pic was taken about 20 pounds ago.
Sasha Fierce? More like Shrimp & Gumbo.
Mr. Brown
10-24-2008, 11:40 AM
Why you gotta mess with the fantasy man, why?
Archetype
10-24-2008, 01:57 PM
Whitey Ford worked out pretty well for Everlast...
And as long as she makes some porn vids to go along with her porn name, I'm cool with it - just as long as Jigga's ugly arse isn't in it.
So you want a pretty negro in the vid?
NOTKyle
10-24-2008, 07:55 PM
My favorite part of this thread is that UNC put the accent in Beyonce.
vasili denisov
10-25-2008, 05:04 AM
Sasha Fierce's ass I'd pierce.
Archangel
10-27-2008, 04:01 AM
My favorite part of this thread is that UNC put the accent in Beyonce.
Actually, he wrote " Beyonce' "; I did the aigu.
Archangel
10-27-2008, 04:13 AM
I know, right?
Actually, he wrote " Beyonce' "; I did the aigu.
I had Beyonce`
and that was fine and proper.