On the way into the office this morning I couldn't help but notice the distant, soulless stare of a hundred stupid fucking commuters on their way to another day at the grind. Most of them are between the ages of 18 and 60, proof that age brings wisdom and the stripping of driving abilities via decreased eye sight and loss of bladder and bowel control. Honestly, if you were going to wreck into a fucking tree and simultaneously shit your pants every morning you'd stay home too, right? I digress....